God's Letter With His Resume
Ever wonder what the resume for God would look like? In this day and age, everyone's having to look for a job. This is an idea of what God's resume would look like if He were to apply as a manager in your life.
To Whom It May Concern:
I heard you were considering a new manager in your life. I would like to apply for the job. I believe I am the most qualified candidate. I am the only one that has ever done this job successfully. I was the first manager of human beings. In fact I made them, so naturally I know how humanity works, and what is best to get people back into proper working condition. It will be like having the manufacturer as your personal mechanic. If this is your first time considering me, I would just like to point out that my salary has already been paid by the blood of my son, Jesus on the cross of Calvary. What I need from you is the acknowledgment that the price is sufficient to pay for all of your sin and your independence from Me. I need you to believe this in your heart and to tell somebody else about your decision with your mouth.
The next thing I ask is the right to change and fix your life so you can learn how to stay close to Me. I will make some major changes and revisions. They are not for you to worry about. I need your permission to execute these changes, My way and in My time. I will change your desires and give you the strength to make the changes. Please keep your hands out of the way. I won't require assistance.
Don't try to help me and don't resist me. I really do need your full commitment and cooperation. If you give me those, the process can go smoothly, without delays.
Yours Sincerely,
GOD
P.S. I created the heavens and the earth. I AM.
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NAME: GOD
ADDRESS: Everywhere (Omnipresent)
PHONE: 1(800)4U2-PRAY
EXPERIENCE: From the beginning of time. Before the beginning of time. From Everlasting to everlasting. I made time.
ABILITY: All Powerful (Omnipotent)
PRIOR EMPLOYMENT: Created the universe, put the galaxies in place, formed man.
Established heaven and earth by My spoken Word and am currently holding up the world by My power.
EDUCATION AND TRAINING: I AM - I AM all Knowledge - I AM Truth - I AM Light - I AM Understanding - I AM Life - I AM - Love - I AM - The Way - I AM the Good Shepherd - I AM - I and the Father "AM" One (Omniscient)
CHARACTER REFERENCE: Love, light, and life (1John 4:16, 1John 1:5, John 14:6). A representative, but by no means conclusive list of other character traits follows:
Wisdom - James 1:5
Comfort - 2 Corinthians 1:3
Truth - John 8:32
Healer - 1 Peter 2:24
Strength - Phil. 4:13
Forgiveness - 1John 1:9
Provider - Phil. 4:19
Mercy - Ephesians 2:24
Good - Matt. 19:17
Peace - Romans 14:17
AVAILABILITY: Willing and ready to take over your life. Able to put your life together again. Will bring all of who I AM into your life. Can start now. Available for 24hr a day companionship, counseling, guidance, comfort and consolation; to strengthen you and stand with you against all attacks from the enemy, to renew your mind and spirit, and will transform your life if you let Me. I will become your life and you will become My body.
SALARY REQUIREMENT: Payment for all work that has and will be accomplished in your life has already been paid for through the blood of My Son, Jesus. Your only responsibility is to Believe and commit, to have Faith an and trust and obey what Jesus has done and wants to do in your life.
Other references available upon request. I look forward to meet with personally.
To Whom It May Concern:
I heard you were considering a new manager in your life. I would like to apply for the job. I believe I am the most qualified candidate. I am the only one that has ever done this job successfully. I was the first manager of human beings. In fact I made them, so naturally I know how humanity works, and what is best to get people back into proper working condition. It will be like having the manufacturer as your personal mechanic. If this is your first time considering me, I would just like to point out that my salary has already been paid by the blood of my son, Jesus on the cross of Calvary. What I need from you is the acknowledgment that the price is sufficient to pay for all of your sin and your independence from Me. I need you to believe this in your heart and to tell somebody else about your decision with your mouth.
The next thing I ask is the right to change and fix your life so you can learn how to stay close to Me. I will make some major changes and revisions. They are not for you to worry about. I need your permission to execute these changes, My way and in My time. I will change your desires and give you the strength to make the changes. Please keep your hands out of the way. I won't require assistance.
Don't try to help me and don't resist me. I really do need your full commitment and cooperation. If you give me those, the process can go smoothly, without delays.
Yours Sincerely,
GOD
P.S. I created the heavens and the earth. I AM.
-----------------R E S U M E----------------------
NAME: GOD
ADDRESS: Everywhere (Omnipresent)
PHONE: 1(800)4U2-PRAY
EXPERIENCE: From the beginning of time. Before the beginning of time. From Everlasting to everlasting. I made time.
ABILITY: All Powerful (Omnipotent)
PRIOR EMPLOYMENT: Created the universe, put the galaxies in place, formed man.
Established heaven and earth by My spoken Word and am currently holding up the world by My power.
EDUCATION AND TRAINING: I AM - I AM all Knowledge - I AM Truth - I AM Light - I AM Understanding - I AM Life - I AM - Love - I AM - The Way - I AM the Good Shepherd - I AM - I and the Father "AM" One (Omniscient)
CHARACTER REFERENCE: Love, light, and life (1John 4:16, 1John 1:5, John 14:6). A representative, but by no means conclusive list of other character traits follows:
Wisdom - James 1:5
Comfort - 2 Corinthians 1:3
Truth - John 8:32
Healer - 1 Peter 2:24
Strength - Phil. 4:13
Forgiveness - 1John 1:9
Provider - Phil. 4:19
Mercy - Ephesians 2:24
Good - Matt. 19:17
Peace - Romans 14:17
AVAILABILITY: Willing and ready to take over your life. Able to put your life together again. Will bring all of who I AM into your life. Can start now. Available for 24hr a day companionship, counseling, guidance, comfort and consolation; to strengthen you and stand with you against all attacks from the enemy, to renew your mind and spirit, and will transform your life if you let Me. I will become your life and you will become My body.
SALARY REQUIREMENT: Payment for all work that has and will be accomplished in your life has already been paid for through the blood of My Son, Jesus. Your only responsibility is to Believe and commit, to have Faith an and trust and obey what Jesus has done and wants to do in your life.
Other references available upon request. I look forward to meet with personally.
Life is full of ups and downs, trials and tribulations; If you have a vacancy, a need or void in your life, Why not Let God become your Manager. HE is EVERLASTING.
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